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April 9, 2008
I is here!
I has been just terrible busy, terrible.I has a new neighbor!
I used to have great neighbors, Copper and Duke.
Copper were her a girl and we had us some great fights, terrible good fights!
I is going to give you a little clue here. If you wants to be my friend and you is poor like me and can't send me no ice cream then the next best thing to do is have a terrible good fight with me. I really likes that and after I has beaten you up we will be good friends, just you wait and see if we aren't!
That there am a picture of my new neighbor. HIS name is Quincey.
I said HIS name real loud cause he am a boy.Isn't that just terrible! Another boy!
Most of the reason Copper and I had such good fights is cause we is girls. Girls am just natural born better fighters than boys. It is so true!
Robin likes to bark fight Quincey but bark fighting am all Quincey wants to do. He am not very good at it.
Once he sneaked into my yard! He ran out right away when I yelled at him!
There am something else happened too.
BEN GOT HIM A BATH!
I was laughing so hard!
Look at Ben. He am so so sad! that just makes me laugh harder!
There am nothing funner than a wet dog!
Unless I is the dog that had it a bath, Then a wet dog am the saddest thing in the world!"Spider legs and bat brains Shelby, you shouldn't be laughing at me! I am sad becasue I have lost all my good stinks."
This am true. Ben was stinking terrible good!
"And if you is such a goldurn good friend of mine you wouldn't be laughing at me at all! You'd be trying to make me feel better!"
"That's not so Ben. I alway laughs hardest at my friends! I has nothing to laugh at about my enemies!"
I didn't like Ben feeling sad so I took him out on an adventure!
And look. Ben were all naked!
It were pretty hard not to be all laughing at a naked Ben let me tell you. He may have looked funny but he were terrible anxious to us going hunting. He worked terrible hard.
We searched really hard but we couldn't find us no great adventures!Ben said, "You know what Shelby, I'll bet all them bacon fried monsters and dinosaurs are off having them a picnic. Its a powerful nice day out, just about right for monster picnics."
Even a naked wet Ben am a greater hunter than most dogs.
He gots him that super-educated nose of his. And we sure weren't finding us no great adventures that's for sure!So we might not has found us no great adventures today but we did talk dumb old David into letting us has us a picnic. So it were a pretty good day. Even if Ben am really funny looking all naked!
You know me. I will has me a great adventure sooner than later. You can believes that!
I almost forgots. My old student Jack. You remember him? We'll he am in a contest! Not a beauty contest. Everybody knows I am the most beautiful dog in the world. He am in a contest for the FUNNIEST dog in the world.
I thinks I tell better jokes but Jack gets him some good ones too. Since I is not in this contest it will be okay for Jack to win then him and me can have a fight so I can tell people he am only the second funniest dog in the world!
Posted by Shelby at April 9, 2008 2:02 PM
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Dear Shelby,
You are surrounded by boy dogs! I wonder how J-dog is doing in her forever home. Poor naked Ben! I can't believe he let you put his pictures in here. I hope he wasn't too embarassed. I know how he likes a good wardrobe and is usually very spiffy. Tell him I said hi.
I voted for Jack as a funny dog. I think everyone should vote for him. It's nice when you can do good stuff for your friends.
I noticed that you had a good laugh at my bath pictures, and Ben's bath pictures, which must mean...it's SHELBY bath time!!
Posted by: jimmy at April 14, 2008 8:14 PM