May 2, 2008
Do this look right to you?We all know I is the most beautiful dog in the world but just look at me!
I is a mess! And you know why don't you?
You know that I is very careful about how I look and smell. You is probably saying, "Some mad man must have snuck in and poured a bucket of water all over Shelby! But what mad man is crazy enough and tough enough to do that?!?"
David! That's who!
I can't fights David. He breaks too easy. He gived me a stupid old bath! For no reason at all!
He says he has a reason but it am not very good.
On Sunday I has to go win another Dog Race.
It am a walk to rescue poor dogs who doesn't has them a good forever home. I think this am pretty good. I just hopes they get a gooder home than here where people gives you baths for no good reason.
Crazy David gived Ben a bath too!
Ben had just got his hair just perfect too!
Unlike some people me and Ben cares about how we looks and smells!
See how happy Ben am. See how good he looks. Smell how good he stinks!
And see me. See how great I look?
Gosh, I is so cute.
I think David gived us baths becasue he am jealous cause he knows he will never looks so good as Ben and me. Of course he'll never be able to smell as good as we stink!
We are going to go to the dog walk and all them other dogs am going to be laughing at us! They will snicker!
Snicker am a kind of laugh that am very mean and you do it cause you know the dg you is snickering at can beat you up!
Blue sawed me all cleaned up and near had him a heart attack! "What happened to you Shelby? You were so beautiful and now, and now YOU SMELL LIKE A FLOWER!!"
Humiliating am a word that means feeling really stupid! You knows how smart I is! So that shows you how stupid David is to gives me a bath to try and make me feel not as smart as we all know I is!
That am logic!
Then Ben thought him up something, "shelby. Its a real good diea that you and me go out there and make some money to save them poor dogs, right?"
"It sure am Ben! Last year I won one of these things and Jack's mom and me made us over 200 dollars!"
"How much money is that, Shelby?"
"I don't know, Ben. At least enough to save too hundred dogs I'll bet! This year we've already made us twenty dollars!"
"Twenty dollars, well roast 'em, toast 'em and serve 'em sunn side up! That's a powerful lot of money, Shelby!"
"I bet it am enough to save two kajillion of them dogs!"
"You're right, Shelby. Roll me in corn meal and call me a hot tamale if it isn't! But you know what Shelby? I'll bet some of them other smart dogs at this dog walk might be some good lion hunters!"
I had to think for a minute, "You could be right, Ben. You just could be."
"Since we're so smelly like flowers I'll bet those other dogs will think we're real scardey dogs and they'll try and fight us!"
"You're right , Ben. You are exactly right! And after we beats them up we can ask the best fighters if they is tough enough to hunt them some lions with us!"
Ben said, "This could work out as well as a double dip of vanilla ice cream! We help some poor dogs get them some good forever homes and we get some good fighting dogs to join our hunting trip! I bet old David never thought of that!"
I said, "You is sure right about that. David never has him any of the good ideas! We should take us a good nap as a reward for thinking up this great plan!"
And we did.
Posted by Shelby at May 2, 2008 9:51 PM
Hahahaha!! Who's all wet now?? Poor Ben, more naked pictures of him. Have fun at the dog walk, make sure you win!
Posted by: jimmy at May 3, 2008 9:54 PM