July 18, 2008
Some people don't know when they am good off!
Do you know what David said to me?
You'll never guess!
He said I complain about EVERYTHING!
Darn right I do! If I doesn't complain then nobody around here ever fixes nothing! And I could go hungry or not get the pets I need or not gets all the cookies I deserve!
It would be very terrible!
At least for me.
There am plenty of things I should be complaining about but I don't! Mainly because David don't even fix the things I is already complaining about!
And he said, "Shelby, if you had a kajillion dollars you'd complain about having to pay taxes on it." TAXES!
Why would they wants a poor little bitty dog like me who has no money to gives them taxes! You have to complain about that and you know you do!
Even Old Blue him are complaining. He says it am too hot and he says he am not getting him no haircut no matter how hot it gets.
See Robin didn't complain and he got him a haircut.
We is laughing at him but we can't put up no picture because he said he would get mad at me if I do.
Robin said, "If my mom wants me looking all stupid she has a really good reason! That doesn't mean you should make people laugh at me!"
Boys. There am something else people should all be doing more complaining about. Boys!
One thing no one complains about am their old friends.
I has heard me from J-Dog and Jack. Neither one of them sent me no presents.
J-Dog she am doing pretty good. She says that she gets to pick blackberries right off the bush and eats them right up. Her forever home has it a food tree!
I don't has me no food tree but you notice I isn't complaining about that. I isn't even complaining about J-Dog not sending me none of them delicious blackberries!
I knows J-Dog pretty good. If she am eating something you know it am delicious!
She is pretty happy in her forever home. She says she's sure not leaving it!
Jack has writed me with some very big news. He am going to have him a brother or a sister. He hasn't figured this part out yet. I don't know why he can't figure out what his new sister am going to be a boy or a girl.
If I was there I could figure it all out and smells it up just like that!
Jack am him pretty happy about this. I hope his new sister am a girl. It takes a good girl to smarten Jack up you know.
Jack did send me a movie. A movie am not a present. You can't eat it!
It am a pretty good movie. Pretty good. It am not a great movie cause I isn't in it! You can watches it anyway.
I has to take me a nap and figure out what else am wrong around here.
Not that anybody will ever fixes nothing around here.
Unless of course I does it. That am always the way it am. I has to do EVERYTHING!
It am a good thing I is so great.
Posted by Shelby at July 18, 2008 8:28 PM
So David says you complain about EVERYTHING! You should tell him that you are just very observant and like to share what you see with others! Not everyone pays attention to details :)
Jimmy says to say hi to his favorite sister, his best buddy, and Robin, too. He is a bit jealous that J-dog didn't email him.
We all miss you!!
Posted by: aunt sheryl at July 21, 2008 7:45 PM