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August 11, 2008
I has been busy laughing!
You want to know what I is really been laughing at?I know you do. We all needs us to be laughing most of the time!
Look at that picture!
<-- That picture there.
You is thinking, "Oh my! Isn't Shelby the most beautiful dog you've ever seen!"
This is true but right after that you is thinking, "Gosh, what are Robin and Shelby looking at? They sure are looking hard! And it looks like they're laughing!"
Its am hard to take a picture of a laugh especially when you has a lousy photogetter like David.
I will tells you what we is laughing at!
IT AM BLUE!!!! He gotted hisself a haircut! LOOK!
Isn't that the funniest thing you has ever seed!We were really laughing!
Now you am going, "Oh Shelby! Blue is very funny looking but it is not very nice of you to laugh at people because of the way they look! You are usually the nicest dog in the world!"
I IS the nicest dog in the world, that am true. See this is why I has to teach you stuff!
You just thinks a minute.
You should be saying, "Shelby is laughing at Blue. That is a mean thing to do. Shelby is not a mean girl, she is a good girl. So she must be laughing at Blue because he has been very very bad!"
See that am logic. It am something you doesn't use very much that am why I has to teaches it to you.
Blue were him very very bad!
When I tells you you won't believes it!
I was making David make us a delicious pizza. Oh, it were so beautiful. I made David puts on all these very delicious ingredients like cheese and then a little extra cheese.
It were a giant pizza. We loves our pizza around here! We all eats it and shares and we tells gossip and I tells jokes and between mouthfuls everybody always says, "Tell us another funny story, Shelby!"And if you think it am because I can't eat and talk at the same time you is wrong! Cause I sure can talk and eat pizza at the same time! I is very talented.
Our pizza parties are the best! You can come over for one sometime. You bring the pizza!
I was trying to explain to dumb David that what our pizza needed were some delicious ice cream right on the top of it!
While I was telling him how delicious some good old creamy ice cream
with some bacon sprinkles all over it would be you could see David's eyes going all funny like he was imagining just how delicious that pizza ala Shelby would be when you won't believe it!I must have made that pizza sound so delicious that Blue couldn't stand it! He jumped up, grabbed the pizza from the counter and runned outside and ATE THE WHOLE THING BY HISSELF!!!
I couldn't believes it.
I stood there with my mouth open. That am what you do when you sees something you can't believes! Try it! Even if you doesn't see something you can't believe if you stand there with you mouth open and look like that pretty soon you will think there am all kinds of stuff you can't believe! It am a great trick!
So Blue ruined our great pizza party AND I DIDN'T GET ME NO PIZZA!Even Robin were mad at Blue!
So to gets even with him when Blue were getting his haircut we made us a even gooder pizza and we had us a party without Blue!
We missed Blue being there but it were more fun talking about him and how sad he were going to be when he seed we had us a party without him!
Serves him right!
Oh he were terrible sad. Just terrible.
He said he were sorry and would never steal him no more pizza unless he shared it with me first.
I believes him because nobody am silly enough to want me to be mad at them!
Since he apologized and since I ended up getting me some pizza (even if it didn't have no delicious ice creams on it) I said, "Blue, since you know you weres a bad boy I will forgives you!"See how great and kind I is.
I even gived him a kiss! See!
I still think David should have let me beat him up but I were being all noble and stuff so I forgived him and then I stole his cows ear.
Posted by Shelby at August 11, 2008 10:46 AM
Comments
YAY for Shelby!
I missed you. You do tell good jokes. You should not be mean to Blue.
Posted by: Emge at August 11, 2008 6:33 PM
Oh Blue!!!
You look so sad I didn't recognize you. I don't like to see my best buddy sad. I hope you have a better day tomorrow.
Posted by: jimmy at August 12, 2008 1:54 AM
Hi Shelby
Blue is very funny and so are you. I want to come to your house and have a pizza party. We would have fun.
Posted by: Wally at August 12, 2008 12:56 PM
Best buddy Blue,
I looked at your pictures again and I have 2 ideas for you.
1. You can come stay with me until your fur grows back. I have room for you & we would have a chance to start our business.
2. You make David go out and buy you a good hat and some sunglasses so you are INCOGNITO! This means nobody will recognize you. Maybe he should get you a fake moustache, too.
If I was there I would go bite the butt of the person that did that to you! That's what best buddies do for each other.
Posted by: jimmy at August 12, 2008 10:37 PM
I think Blue would look funny with a mustache. I am glad Blue has a friend. I think Shelby is his friend to. She teaches him to fight good and things like that. I think Shelby should take a picture of Blue with a mustache.
Posted by: Bill at August 13, 2008 12:08 PM
Hi Shelby
I lost your e-mail address. I am home now and feeling better. I think Blue looks very sad. I think he will not be sad very long. You make everybody laugh.
Please send me your address.
Posted by: Julie at August 14, 2008 6:17 PM
Are we supposed to write here or should we still email you?
I bet Blue is a lot cooler in the summer with his short hair. I think he looks fine.
Posted by: Wilbur at August 15, 2008 10:56 AM