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August 17, 2008
I is the most generous dog in the world!
I has learned a new word!Even when you am a super genius like me you still can learn new stuff. That am hard to believe but it am true.
My new word it am GOURMET!
It means you loves your food! That means I is probably the greatest gourmet in the world because nobody can loves food as much as I do!
It also means you am very sophisticated. We all knows how sophisticated I is.
When you goes to eat what you has to do is ask the waiter, who, for me, am usually David. If you am guessing he am a terrible waiter you am guessing right.
It am not very hard to guesses that!What you has to do is you ask to smell the can lid! I has watched me a lot of movies and all them sophisticated gourmets like me am always smelling can lids and bottle caps!
When you am smelling that lid it am good manners to take a lick. That way you get a extra bite of food that your dumb old waiter was either going to steal for hisself or throw away!
After you has smelled the lid you has to say sophisticated stuff like, "Lamb & Rice, 2008 May, the grocery store."
You has to say that real loud so that people will looks at you and go "Oooo, what a
sophisticated lady!"Now some of you people has tried to be mean to me. You has said, "Shelby, stop being so mean to Blue!"
I IS NEVER MEAN. I is the nicest dog in the world! You know I is!
I couldn't be mean if I wanted to. And you am all pretty lucky I has a full schedule or I be coming around to bite all you butts!
Saying I is mean!
Look there. That am proof. See Blue and Robin am playing WITH MY TOY!!
Is I biting they butts? NO!
Even though Blue deserves his butt being bit for stealing my toys I is not biting his butt. I is so nice.
No what you can see is that I is busy thinking about what I is going to have for dinner and other very important stuff, like WHEN IS I GOING TO HAVE DINNER!
Even Blue, who am a stupid boy who steals a good girl's toys, knows I is not mean to him even when he deserves to be meaned to!See, there he am smiling away. Would you be smiling if you knowed the toughest fighting dog in the world were going to be mean to you?
Not even A Blue boy who steals my toys would be that crazy!
But I forgives you for thinking sweet little me could ever be mean. I really does.I is going to prove it to you.
I is going to share a super secret with you.
It am a recipe.
Shelby food!
What am greater than that? I is just too generous to people especially people who calls me mean!
Not only am it Shelby food it am SHELBY ICE CREAM!
Did you just faint?
I bet you did! I don't blame you. This am very exciting!
Being ice cream this am very very healthy! IT IS! And you don't even need no adults to help you makes it!!
But let the adults buy the stuff to make it. That way you can save you nickels for super important stuff like mailing me some of the extra ice cream you has made to show that you is grateful I has forgived you or maybe just because you want to be as nice as me!
I will be out by the mailbox.
Shelby Ice Cream
32 oz non-fat all natural gelatin-free plain yogurt
1 mashed banana
2 T peanut butter (this am very important. Peanut butter has extra delicious vitamins!)
2 T honey
Mix all these ingredients in your blender or food processor or just stirs it all up real good. If you am rich you can uses a salt-less automatic ice cream maker. This makes this easy!
If you am not rich get you some of them 5 oz
paper cups. Pour in all this raw ice creams and then freezes them up!Then when you good dog am ready to have him a delicious treat, which am always when you am a gourmet like me, just takes out a cup and peels off the paper.
Then you will has you one very happy dog!
I is not being mean. I is still waiting out by the mailbox.
You has not mailed me my share of the Shelby Ice Creams!
I is not being mean. I is just noticing.
I is also noticing that my teethes am very very sharp.
Just noticing.
Posted by Shelby at August 17, 2008 12:29 PM
Comments
Thank you for the recipe Shelby. It sounds good enough to eat for people. You can't mail ice cream. It would melt.
I don't think anyone thinks you are mean.
Posted by: Wilbur at August 18, 2008 11:37 AM
Shelby you are not mean. You are very silly.
Thank you for telling me how to make ice cream.
Posted by: Jenny at August 19, 2008 11:48 AM
Shelby is not mean. Blue beat up one of her toys and broke it.
Blue is funny too. I like him with no hair.
I like you too Shelby.
Posted by: Grace at August 19, 2008 12:45 PM
Can I be your and Blues friend?
I would like to have a dog for a friend.
I am 6 years old.
Posted by: Sharmain at August 20, 2008 10:34 PM
My name is Sharicia. I am 8. I do not have an address. I am at Ronald McDonald House in Texas. You are a very pretty dog. You are funny. I think Blue is funny too. I do not have a computer at home. I like your jokes and your pictures.
Posted by: Sharicia at August 25, 2008 11:22 AM
Dear Shelby,
Yes you CAN be generous if David makes you, or if someone is smart enough to give you lots of presents first!
We will talk about the gourmet stuff later!
Posted by: jimmy at August 25, 2008 8:53 PM
Blue should be fuzzy.
Posted by: Warren at August 26, 2008 5:12 PM