August 29, 2008
Yesterday were his birthday!It were David's birthday so I woked him up with just a beautiful kiss on his face and then I said, "Happy Birthday! What you going to give me?!?!"
A day isn't much good if you is not giving a great dog a present! And I did give him a very very nice kiss.
I said, "I wants me a fast car and a mobile phone so I can call all my friends! And some bon bons!" I don't know for sure what a bon bon am but I think they must be very delicious. I wants to be sitting on my sofa and talking to my friends while I eats me some bon bons. Then I can go out and races in my new car. I is a great driver and I bet I will win me plenty of races, just plenty!
David he just pets me on my noggin and he goes outside WITHOUT HIS DOG! How stupid am that. How can he has a birthday without him a great dog? Stupid, stupid stupid.
That am why I has to stay with him. He am so stupid I is always having to saves him.
When he comed back we had us a party!
Since I was there it were a pretty good party. See that food?
It am good food. It am BACON! SAUSAGE! SHELBY ICE CREAM! CHICKEN! and some cookies!
You can see I ated my bacon first. Bacon am a very good food for a dog. Very good.
I saved my desert for last cause that am what you does when you am a sophisticated girl like I is.
Robin ated his bacon last cause he am a boy and don't know no better. He said that the bacon were so delicious smelling that he wanted to eat it and then just remember how it tasted the rest of the day.
That am almost pretty smart, but only almost.
Blue am Blue of course so he ated all his food up in one big mouthful!!
He says it were all so delicious with all them flavors just rolling around on his tongue and on his teeths.
Right away Blue just wanted him some more!
I don't blame him for that but it am stupid of him to think he am going to get more. If them am more to get you know it am going to be me getting it!
Then me and the ladie did us some girl birthday stuff!
We are such girls but I is still tough!
We painted us our nails! LOOK AT MINE!
I said paint mine blood red so that people will be thinking I has been out fighting! There am nothing more beautiful than a girl dog who has been fighting is what I think.
I cannot see them colors but you can! Am that really blood red?
I don't trust David about fashion. Look how he dresses! I has never once seed him in a beautiful fur coat and never in a coat as beautiful as mine!
So that were David's birthday.
You may has noticed I did not get me no race car and I did not get me no mobile phone. That am why I is not calling you. David tried to tell me a big old story that Shelby ice cream am the same as bon bons. I is not very sure about that.
You has probably also noticed I is not complaining about it.
Posted by Shelby at August 29, 2008 10:54 AM
That looks like a good party plate. I can't eat bacon but I can eat some chicken and some ice cream.
Posted by: Aaron at August 29, 2008 6:18 PM
How many years old is David? You know it's hard to teach an old human new tricks! Sure looks like you had a delicious plate of food. Bacon!!!
Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2008 3:11 AM
I have to go to school in two days. Do you have to go to school? I think Blue needs to go to school. It would be great if he went to my school.
Posted by: Ron at September 1, 2008 12:13 PM
Hi Shelby. I am in school now in California. Last year I could not read your stuff at school This year I can. We all like you telling jokes and have adventures. I like your writing. You write funny. I would like Blue to write something. He is funny.
Posted by: Ryan at September 4, 2008 5:37 PM
Shelby your nails are not red. They are pink. I think pink is a pretty color for you. I think bacon is good for dogs but not good for people. My mother will not let my dad have bacon.
Posted by: Maria at September 4, 2008 5:40 PM
Kisses and hugs from shelby are a good present. I would like a kiss from Shelby. She is a very good dog.
I would like to play with Blue. He is very funny.
Shelby is funny to.
I like Shelby.
Posted by: Tom at September 8, 2008 4:19 PM
Shelby are you being lazy again?
Posted by: Gemma at September 22, 2008 5:54 PM