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November 27, 2008
Happy All You Can Eat Day!!
YAY!
This is my favorite day! Right after my Birthday, Christmas and any day I don't gets me no bath!It is a very good day.
There am only one problem with it. This am the day when you has to start being good ALL THE TIME!!
I hates being good. I is a very good dog but it am very different when you is being good and doing what you want to do and when you has to be good.
But being good is worth it when you gets tons of Christmas Presents!
I needs me tons of Christmas presents.
The day started with us getting some pretty good breakfasts. It had it some kibbles, which am always delicious, some dog food which were it lamb and a little bit of it some turkey loaf which were very tasty!
Then I made us some dinner!I is a great cook.
You sees here I made THREE dinners! I could have made just one dinner and had all that good food all just for me! But I is being good. See, that am why I hates being good! Being good could makes you starve!
As you can see I has used my super giant brain to make a very good and healthy meal.I starts me with a delicious bed of kibbles because without kibbles it am not no dinner! Then I puts on a piece of pizza!
Pizza am the perfect food for a dog. You can see right in its name it has two whole Z vitamins! Z vitamins am what you body makes when you is sleeping. When you takes a nap you body it makes it one Z vitamin a nap so when you has you some pizza it am likes you has
had two naps all at once! Z vitamins am very important because they makes a dog happy!Then on top of that pizza I has put a sausage! The sausage am to give the food a good round shape and flavor. You can has a square meal but you has to round it up so them square corners don't poke your stomach!
Then I adds a pice of chicken cause I had me some chicken lying around doing nothing. Then I adds my secret ingredient: BACON!!
Bacon has healthy B, C and A vitamins and it also has essential O vitamins but what makes it be magic am them delicious N
vitamins! Them N vitamins taste them so good!You can see Robin and Blue there am just enjoying my fine fine cooking. I am going to tell Santa that they didn't say "Thank you for cooking us a delicious dinner!" Then Santa will think they is bad dogs and not grateful and then he will gives me at least one of they presents for Christmas!
That am what I means about this time. You has to be very careful because being good am very very hard!
Now David has said something which you may think am very dumb but you can't say it am dumb because then you would be being bad! So no matter how stupid something David says am you has
to not say so! Being good seems stupid but I knows that on Christmas day it will seems worth it!What David says am that Happy All You Can Eat Day am not just about eating as much as you can as fast as you can. I know what you am thinking. I thinked that too.
He says today am a day we am supposed to remember all we got and say thank you. I is going to do that so Santa sees how good I is.
I is thankful that I has me so many good friends. I likes that you write to me especially when you writes how great I is.
I thanks Blue and Robin because now I always has me two dumb old boys to beats up!
I thanks my brother Jimmy because he comes to visit me and brings me good presents! I thanks the people he hangs around with too. Jimmy am not so smart like me and needs help driving cars and stuff.
I thanks David because he gives good tummy rubs and I likes bossing him.
I thanks the ladie who brings me some pretty good treats even if she don't brings me enough of them!
And I thanks all my patients for telling me how they is all getting better. I does think about you guys.
Because I is being so good I is going to let Blue and Robin talk even if they am just boys!
Hi. Its me. Blue.
Shelby says I have to tell you thanks you so I can get good presents for Christmas. I like good presents so I'm going to do it.
I thank Shelby. She gives me fighting lessons and only charges me a nickel a lesson plus one of my treats a day. That is a very good deal.
Shelby says to learn to beat people up you have to learn to get beat up real good. Shelby beats me up so good I bet I'm the toughest dog in the world, after Shelby, I mean.
I want to thank David because he takes me on walks and lets me smell stuff.I want to thank rawhides because I love them so much. I talk to my rawhides and tell them how much I loves them.
I want to thank all you people who tell Shelby to let me tell some jokes.
If I could think of one I'd tell you one right now. I'm too full of good food to be funny now.
I want to thank my brother, Robin, for playing with me when I get scared or lonely and for sometimes helping me try and beat up Shelby!
I want to thank my mom because she lets me live here.
I'm done. Except for thanking Jack McCoy who is my hero.I am Robin! Hi!
I want to thank my mom for being the greatest mom in the history of the world.
I want to thank Shelby for being my buddy and for letting me have this chance to thank everybody especially my mom.
David deserves to be thanked. He is not anywhere near as great as my mom but he's alright even if he doesn't take us on long enough walks and gets mad when you jump on him. He is still a lot of fun to bite and I bite him all the time even when he says stop!
And I want to thank my mom.
My brother Blue should be thanked. I'm not sure why. I guess because my mom loves him. He is also pretty good to play with
and reminds David when it is time for us to go on a walk.I also need to tell you that my mom is so great it makes my heart explode from being so happy.
I'm grateful for food and for toys and for balls. And all the other things my mom works so hard to buy for me.
I'm not thanking the cat because she won't let me bite her on the tail and she gets into places I can't reach and won't move no matter how much I bark at her!
Did I thank my mom yet?
This am me again. You should go eat something. I is going to. My stomach is not even close to being filled up!
You can come by and visit me. You should bring me a present so that Santa will se you am being good!
That is a great tip I is giving you and for free! See how good I is?
Posted by Shelby at November 27, 2008 10:02 PM
Comments
I am David too. You had a good Thanksgiving. Me too.
You dogs are pretty funny. Some of your pictures are all squashed.
Posted by: David at November 28, 2008 9:18 PM
My mom bought me a lot of food. I ate so much I threw up. It was good food. I had turkey and potatos and corn and pumpkin pie with ice cream. I think pizza would be good. You should not trick Santa. He knows when you are being good. I like thanksgiving. I wish I had a dog like you and Blue and Robin.
Posted by: Carol at November 30, 2008 8:38 AM
Burp!
Hi Shelby!
Well it has been a good Thanksgiving weekend. I've had lots of turkey and sweet potatoes, and on Thanksgiving Day I got to have some pumpkin pie with whipped cream. IT WAS DELICIOUS!!
I am thankful that you are my sister, and that Blue is my buddy, and that I got to meet Robin. I am thankful for my mom. She gives me a million kisses a day and takes me to class, and loves me even when I am naughty. I am thankful for my dad, he cooks me great food and takes me for bike rides. I am thankful for Nikki Kitty, who is the best kitty in the world. I am thankful for all the people in my life who love me and scratch my butt!
Be good, Santa can see you!!
Posted by: jimmy at November 30, 2008 9:04 PM
I mailed my letter to Santa and I did not need a stamp. Thank you for telling me.
I asked Santa for a Barbie doll and a Wii.
Posted by: Hilda at December 12, 2008 6:20 PM