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November 1, 2008
Happy Give ME Candy Day!
Hi. This is me.I now have a very important job. I am the head of security but don't tell anybody. It is a secret!
It is my job to make sure nobody hurts Shelby or Robin while they are out campaigning and trick or treating!
It is a very hard job and it is a good thing I am so scary and big. Because we went out today and we were surrounded with little MONSTERS!!
There were skeletons and vampires! Skeletons are like bones you can eat but they are walking around!! And vampires are dressed all fancy but they just want to bite you!
I stood right behind Shelby and Robin and told them monsters you better not mess with us!
Here are a few words from your candidate.
My friends. I knows you am my friends cause none of you am dumb enough to get you butts bit! My friends It were Halloween last night! This am a very important day because it means this am the last day you can be bad and play tricks on people!That's right. Now you has to start practicing being real good because Happy Christmas day am coming very soon. In just a month you can't be bad at all or Santa Paws will not comes to your house and then he will have all them extra presents to give to somebody who should be ME!
It am a very good day. We went tricks or treating and got us some PIZZA and some FRENCH FRIES! Those are very good and healthy foods to gives to dog.
If you gives a dog Pizza and french fries won't nobody be playing no tricks on you let me tell you!
As you can see I wents on Halloween as a beautiful candidate. I is so beautiful that everybody knewed it were me. You just can't hide when you is as beautiful as I is.
Here am my friend Roxy/ She am wearing a very good costume. I knew her right off. She am dressed up as Bob Marley who am a famous reggae singer. See, she got dreadlocks and everything!Roxy said she's not Bob Marley she says she am a lion!
I just shakes my head. I has been hunting lions. I knows what a lion he am looking like. And that am not quite it.
See, here am a good lion costume on a dog. If I weren't a super genius I might has thought it were a real lion! So I tells Roxy to feel people and tells them she am Bob Marley!
Now here am a scary costume! You would think that dog it were all hurted but it am just a very good trick! That dog am not it hurted at all but I bet you was sure scared!That dog were saying, "BOO! I am a poor hurt dog who can only feel better if you give me lots of candy and ice cream!"
I told him to say that and I bet it worked real good for him and he owes me some of that ice cream he got!
You has heared old Blue telling you about vampires. Well, here am a Count Dracula dog!! He is a kajillion times scarier than a people vampire because dogs already has them some great biting teeths. People just don't gets it, how to bites people. Dogs sure do but only if you am a bad guy or a robber. We don't bites good guys and people who gives us candy!I bet this guy got his tons of good candy and stuff!
Now here am a good trick costume.
See that dog he am pretending to be a horse!! But here am the good part. See that guy who am riding that there dog who pretends to be a horse? There's nobody there! It am a trick! This is a good trick because when this guy goes to a house and says "Trick or treat!" people will gives this guy a cookie and then he can say, "HEY! What about a cookie for the guy who is riding me!"Since there's really no guy riding him that dog gets him a FREE COOKIE!!!
Next year I am going to do that same trick only I is going to have two guys who are not there riding me! Then I will get THREE cookies!
That am why I is a super-genius!
This am Robin. He has got him no costume. He says as he am my running mate it would not be dignified!HA HA on him! He would still get him some Pizza and some french fries! And he am not even a beautiful girl like me!
One thing is I has not gotted me no picture of Jimmy! That am my brother is case you doesn't pay attention. Jimmy him usually does him so pretty good costumes! Last year he was him Superman!! That am pretty good. I don't know what he was him this year.
He won't tell me.I figures it were probably pretty good and he am just wanting me to write all about only him!
Boys!
They has such big egos!
That means they am not all gorgeous and modest like I is!
Boys am just them so silly.
Remember to votes for me! I will passes us a law that we doesn't has to be quite so good on Christmas so we can has us lots more fun.
I is still trying to use my big brain to figures out why it am so much more fun being bad then it is fun to be good.
This am a deep and serious question that I will solve for everybody when I is elected.
Posted by Shelby at November 1, 2008 11:05 AM
Comments
Shelby,
I have the answer to your question of why being bad is more fun than being good. When you are good you are doing what other people want you to do, but when you are bad you are doing what YOU want to do! Like when Blue steals pizza, he is being bad, but it's what he wants. When he is good and not stealing pizza then everyone says he is good. Pretty smart for a boy that is your favorite brother!!
I am going to send you some pictures and stuff. Halloween was a fun nite!
Posted by: jimmy at November 2, 2008 12:20 AM
Your went as Sara Palin. I guessed it. You are very pretty.
Posted by: Anita at November 3, 2008 12:02 PM
She is Sarah Palin. That is very good costume. I like the lion dog best. I do not like the dog to have things in his head.
Posted by: Carl at November 3, 2008 12:35 PM
Dear Shelby,
Oh yeah, your costume was SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: jimmy at November 3, 2008 5:01 PM
I like the headless horseman... or is it the headless dogman? :D
Posted by: p.l.s. at November 10, 2008 10:43 AM