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December 26, 2008

I hope you had you a Merry Merry Christmas

Sad Mad Shelby You see that picture?
You is probably saying to youself, "Oh no! Why is Shelby so sad! OH NO OH NO! Didn't Santa bring her all the presents she asked for?!? She was being so good!"
And I were too being good!
TOO GOOD!
Look at old Blue. Don't he look happy. He should he got the rawhide he asked Santa for!
Blue And I helped him write his letter to Santa. It were me made sure he signed it and everything.
Blue's Rawhide Look you can see how proud he am of his brand new rawhide. He am flaunting it!
That am not good dog to flaunt your Christmas present at a girl!
Robin Robin am him sleeping all peaceful and happy. He got his two nickels to get his mom a special present! But it were me who picked out what to get her. Boys am very stupid when it comes to presents! He were going to get her a ball!! I made him get her a beautiful scarf and gloves and a hat. I even gived him one of my nickels so he could afford it. It were that beautiful and that expensive!
Look even my brother Jimmy got him great stuff!
Jimmy and Tree I know him's tree is not as beautiful as mine but he sure got a lot of loot around that tree! It takes a girl dog to know how to make a really beautiful tree. But look!!
Jimmy and Bunny He got him a really super bunny rabbit!
I bet it am real soft and tasty too!
It don't seem fair do it!
I keep being so good and Jimmy am him a boy!
No boy can be so good as a good girl especially when that girl am me. I am Shelby!!
Then my brother sends me this! Just look!
Even a cat got her a big old Christmas stocking filled with great loot!
Nikki and Jimmy Yes that am Nikki who am she a cat sitting next to Jimmy going through their Christmas loot!
Even Jack who I has taughted everything he knows worth knowing got hisself a brand new baby brother for Christmas! It am a boy. I sure hope I taught Jack enough to take care of that boy. He only weighs 7 pounds! That am so tiny!
Oh I got me some stuff. Yes. Here am a picture.
You can see it am just like I told you my tree am just super gorgeous when it has got itself filled with presents.
Loaded tree Yes. There am some pretty good loot there. Pretty good.
Santa bought us each one of these guys. The chicken were mine. The rabbit were Robin's and the pig were Blue's. I traded Blue my chicken for some of his Christmas dinner. Blue don't remembers what special foods we get for Christmas.
3 toys It am a good thing I do! Remember that is.
Here am some more loot. See?
More loot Robin got him a BIG BAG of Denta Bones. He really loves them Denta Bones. I go me some Busy Bones. Thems things am delicious and so much fun to eats.
See that beautiful white present that am wrapped so beautiful. That am our present for Robin's mom! I wrapped it. Isn't that the most Robin in carnage beautiful package you has ever seed. It seems silly to open something up that pretty!
I know you is saying, "Of course its beautiful! Shelby wrapped that present!"
So we played with our toys and we was having us a pretty good time and feeling all Christmas-y. You has probably noticed something.
You has probably said, "Shelby, where's your presents from David?"
Stingy old David am too cheap to ever buy his dog a present. Even when I gived him Shelby the best Christmas present he ever imagined! I gived him a big kiss right on his cheek!
But I is used to depending on Santa for her to bring me good stuff.
What you am not seeing am my helicopter!! I didn't even get me no car!!
How is I supposed to go see all my friends with no car! How can I go see all my patients and do my great doctoring with no helicopter! HOW CAN I CHASES THEM BIRDS!
It am a good thing that it were Christmas dinner time real soon or I would has beed so sad.
Christmas dinner But you can't be crying when you has got a great Christmas dinner like this.
Look at it. It am steak which makes a girls coat all shiny, and ham which is like squishy bacon, and pepperoni and pork chops which am good for smelling all greasy!
It were a delicious dinner. Very healthy and nutritious too!
Mad Blue Blue were sure him mad when he remembered he promised to trade a bite of that dinner!
He had plenty! I was doing him a favor. He could gets himself all fat and slow!
Blue Chows down Even Robin thought this dinner were too good to share with Blue. Robin was just chomping away saying how happy he were he didn't make him no trades!
Robin eating He kept saying after each swallow, "I got my mom a great Christmas and made her happy and I got this great Christmas dinner. You know what? This is the Merriest Christmas I've ever had!"
While I was eating I was thinking about that.
Shelby says Merry Christmas Even if I didn't get no car and no helicopter I still got a lot of loot. And I still has all you great friends. And I is still the greatest dog in the world.
You know it really were it a Merry Christmas!
I hope you all had you a Merry Christmas. I hope you got some great loot. If you want to share it I is still very poor.
Merry Christmas and has you a happy New Year! I can't believes how many of you guys was born on January 1!

Posted by Shelby at December 26, 2008 8:43 PM

Comments

I like you. Do you like me. I did not get every thing I wanted for Christmas. It was still fun. Your should have ahamburger for Christmas.

Posted by: GeorgeWL at December 26, 2008 10:28 PM

You got more presents than I did. You had a good Christmas you just do not know it. I am glad you are smiled up at the end. Blue looks mean. Blue looks happy too, I like Blue. Robin always looks happy. Jimmy looks like you. You would not sit next to a cat. I did not get a wii. I had a great Christmas. So did you.

Posted by: Perry at December 27, 2008 11:27 AM

I had to go on a home visit. They do not have a computer. They were nice people. Thank you for the card. It was nice. Robin was very funny looking.You had a good Christmas. You got a lot of food and toys. I had ham. It is not bacon. I like your chicken. I think that is a cow, You think it is a pig. I like you better when you smile. Ot looks like Jimmy is going to steal Nikkis presents.

Posted by: Hilda at December 28, 2008 9:07 AM

Blue knows how to have fun.

Posted by: Liam at December 28, 2008 9:08 AM

Dear Shelby,

Wow! That was the saddest face I have ever seen! I am sorry that Santa did not get you a super fast car or a helicopter. I was hoping you would stop by and visit while you were out visiting your patients. Jimmy felt terrible when he saw your sad face. He did get some nice presents and went out for Christmas and got some more. Nikki got some presents, too.

Blue didn't get everything he wanted, he didn't get a ride here. Jimmy was waiting for him. I am glad Robin got to buy his mom some nice presents. She is so lucky she has such good boys.

It looks like you had a delicous dinner with lots of meat. You look so much prettier when you are smiling! Just remember, your birthday will be coming and maybe you can get some good gifts that you did not get for Christmas on your birthday. I guess that means you are going to have to be good until then.

I send you lots of kisses :) Jimmy and Nikki say hi!

Posted by: aunt sheryl at December 29, 2008 1:34 AM

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