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December 11, 2008
They is only 2 weeks to Christmas
I don't knows how long two weeks am but I bet it is a lot faster than forever.I am so excited. I love Christmas.
I don't like being good all the time. That is terrible boring but I like that everybody else has to be good to me!
Did you write your letter to Santa yet?
I did. and I will tell you a secret to proves how very good I is.
You can mail your letter to Santa and you got not to put a stamp on it! It is true.
You can save your stamp money. Just puts your letter in your mouth, goes up to the Post Office lady and say "MERRY CHRISTMAS! Now mail this, please." You always has to say please when you is bossing
strangers. It am very important so Santa will think you am a good girl.She will takes you letter and put it in a special Santa Claus letter bag and zip bam poof before you know it Santa am reading you letter and getting all your loot ready for Christmas!
I will tells you dumb boys something, us smart girls already know this. I is putting on my scientist brain here. Santa am not no boy! Santa am her a girl!
I has figured it out. You has to be a scientifical genius like me to gets it so I will explain it.
See a girl has her some big jobs to do. She says, "Oh look, I have to make 4 kajillion toys, check all my lists and then get them all delivered! There is so much to do! I will get started right now so I will have time to make all the meals and wash all the clothes too!"
Then she just gets her already and does it! Just like a good mom!
Now if Santa were her a boy he would do this: First he'd spend a couple weeks being all lazy and saying to hisself,"Oh boy. I had
better start work here pretty soon. I sure have a lot to do to get ready. Lets see, January until April I will go around and look at stuff to figure out what toys I should make. Then, let see, I had better check my lists and see who gets what toys. That will take me till about August. Then I had better read some of them letters I got from kids last year. That will take us until November. Then I will have to figure out what kind of stuff I need to make all them toys that will take about till December 15th. Then I have to make all them toys. That will take until Next January and OH that's too late! I have missed
Christmas! Well, I might as well go see dumb old David and we can watch too much football on television and forget to feed Shelby!"Since we always gets us a Christmas and you know I is always going to get my dinner even if there am not enough of it there am only one conclusion: Santa am her a girl!
Now I is going to give you even more helps and shows you how to write a letter to Santa. First I will lets you see how boys write they letters. They wouldn't let me help them write them but they sure wanted my helps when it were time to mail them!!
Hi Santa
Its me. Blue. For Christmas I want a rawhide.
When you come to my house can you give me a ride to see my buddy Jimmy? I haven't seen him for a while and I need to talk to him about stuff that is pretty important. I can walk back home when we're finished.
Your buddy.
Blue
Dear Mr Claus;How are you? I am fine. I have been a very good boy all year long. You can ask my mom. She will tell you.
If it is not too much trouble I would like two nickels. Shelby says that is a lot of money. With those two nickels I want to buy a real special present for my mom.
If you can't I understand but it sure would be nice to be able to surprise my mom!
Lots of love
Robin
I is shaking my head.
Now I will show you how to write you a great letter to Santa Claus!
I has saved it for last so you can forget them other two and only remember the
great one. I is also asking for so much loot who knows how long it could get and I might fills up the whole internet before I is through!Dear Santa Claus;
This is the great Shelby. I has been just a perfect terrible good dog all year!
You can ask anybody but don't ask David. David can be terrible mean and might tell you bad stuff I might has done. I didn't do
it! He has him no evidence which means I is innocent!That am the law!
I has a great list of stuff I NEEDS for this Christmas. I has been so good that if you have any leftover toys or cookies you might want to gives them to me too. I will say thank you cause that am what a good girl does!
The first thing I needs is for people not to be mean to no kid or to no dogs. I know
that am a very hard thing for you to do. If you can't do that you should use that big old sleigh of yours and bring all them kids and dogs people is being mean to stay with me. My yard is plenty big enough for them to stay here and if any bad guys show up and want to hurt them you know they'll be scared and run away when they see that Shelby am protecting them!Then I needs you to make all my patients and all them sick kids not be sick no more. I can cure most of them myself but I could use a tiny bit of help.
See, if they is all well then I can beats them up! I needs lots and lots of people to fight and play with.I will needs me a good car so I can drives them all back home when we is tired of playing. And a helicopter for them guys who lives too far away. With a helicopter I can chase me some birds too. I can never catches me any of them birds so you see I need that helicopter real bad!
I guess you should bring Robin and Blue something. If you don't then they will be all around me trying to steal my stuff! They is boys you know. You know how boys is. If they see me playing and having fun they just has to try and sneak in and steal them some fun!
You should not give David no presents. He has been very mean to your favorite girl
dog who am me. He can't help it. I know. He am just natural mean and don't know him no better. You should take all of David's presents and give them to kids who are even poorer than me! That am a genius plan I has just thunk up!So Santa I will be waiting for you. I am so excited cause I know you will give me all them great presents.
I has not moved this year so you knows exactly where to find me!
Shelby
The greatest dog in the world and your best friend
Posted by Shelby at December 11, 2008 1:49 PM
Comments
I think Blue has a good idea. I would come visit you but you have to promise no biting.
Merry Christmas
Posted by: Erin at December 11, 2008 6:23 PM
Shelby you can't tell Santa Claus not to bring David presents. That is not nice. The rest of your letter is very nice. You deserve a big hug for your letter. Robin's letter is very nice to. Blue's letter sounds just like Blue. You are very funny. I hope you get all the things you have asked for.
Posted by: Marie at December 11, 2008 7:04 PM
I think Blue will get his Christmas present.
Posted by: Ernest at December 11, 2008 7:12 PM
You are really funny. I like Blue and Robin and Shelby best. I did not write to Santa. He came here to visit us and I told him what I wanted. He is a man. He has a beard. I hope you get your presents. I would like to come visit you. I asked for an ipod and my own computer.
Posted by: Marcia at December 13, 2008 8:21 AM
I like Christmas. I like you.
Posted by: Will at December 13, 2008 8:26 AM
You know as well as I do that Santa is a man. I don't know why you say these things sometimes. Blue's letter was good. Robin's letter was very nice and your letter was the best. I do not think you will get a helicopter but I hope you get everything else you ask for. Marry Christmas to all of you.
Posted by: Wilbur at December 15, 2008 12:45 PM
Do you have to go to school. I do. I want a dog for Chrismas like Blue.
Posted by: Kim at December 15, 2008 2:17 PM
I bet Blue fights as good as Shelby. We got our tree. I want a Wii or a Xbox.
Posted by: Sam at December 15, 2008 5:55 PM
I think Robin is the best dog. He is always nice and he loves his mom. He can come to my house. Shelby and Blue would break things if they came over. I like them too.
Posted by: Jenny at December 15, 2008 6:03 PM
Dear Shelby,
I read your letter to Santa. If you are getting a helicopter or a car you can bring Blue here for a visit. The three of us will have a good time! Blue and I can talk important stuff, and you and my mom can go do girl stuff.
I noticed you didn't ask Santa to send your favorite brother A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G. I don't think Santa is going to think that's very nice.
I love getting presents, too!
Posted by: jimmy at December 16, 2008 2:30 AM
Dear Dr Shelby;
You took care of my little girl a couple of Christmases ago. She still talks about you and all the fun she had playing with you. I'm so glad you're still making people laugh and taking care of the children.
We want to wish the merriest of Christmases. You made our life happy when we didn't think we'd ever be able to smile. We are all well now and I know part of that is thanks to you.
Posted by: Patricia's Mom at December 16, 2008 11:07 AM