April 29, 2009
Now I has gotted even greater!
Most of you know one reason I is just so incredible is that I has got me some super powers!
I also has me a secret identity. I is telling you but don't you go telling any of them bad guys because, because
I don't know why. All i know is that in comic books it am just terrible if the bad guy ever figures out you secret identity.
I trusts me some comic books when it comes to saying how to be a great super hero.
What it is is that I is now BIONIC!
We all had us to go to the veterinarian. That am a doctor like I is a doctor except I is a doctor dog and a veterinarian who a person who doctors dogs!
You is probably saying to yourself, "OH NO! Is Shelby sick! That would be the most terrible thing in the world!"
Yes, if I ever gotted sick it would be terrible!
I is not sick. We was all out playing and having us some good fun playing some good games I invented. Old David can't stand to see good dogs having theyselves some fun so he comed and said to us "Hey guys. It's time to go to the vet to get your annual check-up."
Right away Blue said, "I'm not going! Them vets stick needles in your butt and make you stand on scales! No sir. I'm staying right here!"
That didn't work.
Mean old David made us get in the car and made me drive us to the Vet!
Robin kept saying, "All they do Blue is stick you in your butt! Then you get a cookie!"
That didn't make Blue any happier. So Robin told him, "Look Blue, mom is with us. You don't want to look like a scardey cat in front of mom!"
"I'm not no cat!! No sir." So Blue kept him trying to be brave.
When we gots there them boys all said, "Girls go first!" I wasn't tricked by them but as I is a doctor and I didn't know this Doctor Jane at all I figured it were a good idea for me to go in and take a smell of her.
First thing she am a girl. That am always a good thing. Girls am just so much better at things than boys.
Dr J took one look at me and said, "I don't see many dogs like you!" That am doctor talk for saying that I is the greatest, smartest dog she ever seen! Being a girl and a dog I just has a natural head start on people.
Then she said, "Shelby, I'm a doctor like you. It would help me a lot if I could stick a needle in your leg so I can study your blood!"
You know I don't like needles anymore than you do but you is thinking, "That Shelby is so brave I bet she let that doctor steal her blood," and you are right. Hanging out with me just gets you smarter, see!
She took my blood, a whole lot of it. It hurt but I didn't cry or nothing! I is also a scientifical dog and I understands why these stupid things am important. That doctor she studied up on my blood and she said, "Shelby you are just perfect!"
Of course I said, "Thank you," cause I is very polite. Even when my leg it were hurting I is so much a lady I is still very polite.
The doctor said, "Shelby, you are perfect, so perfect I'm going to put a microchip inside you! That's like a tiny computer."
I told her, "I has me a computer. I uses it to talk to kids! I knows all about computers I is a expert!"
That am the doc giving me my microchip! I has watched Knightrider so I knows what happens when you puts a computer inside something!
I figures I is about a kajillion times smarter. I is using my computer brain to figure that out so you know I is right!
Poor dumb David thinks that little computer am so I gets found if I gets lost. HA HA! Like a super genius dog would ever get herself lost! I think his mind would explode if he had to really figure out that the smartest dog in the world just got her a whole lot smarter! And I is stronger now and hears stuff gooder and I even smells gooder! David says I don't smells gooder. He says I need me a bath.
I think that am his idea of a joke. Baths am nothing to be joking about, let me tell you!
Next week there am exciting things to be telling you about. Very exciting.
I will give you hints: My brother Jimmy had him a big adventure! They were some girls there so you know it am true! I is going to have me a visitor!
So you come back and reads all about it. I won't even charge you nothing!
Now I has to go test out some more of my new super powers! Oh, Robin and Blue saw the doctor too.
Posted by Shelby at April 29, 2009 7:10 PM