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April 3, 2009
This am the truth
I has made up a great game for you to play.But I has made a mistake. I is a girl and a super genius girl at that.
I has made the game too hard! Only a super genius like me could figure it out.
I showed it to Blue and asked him to answer it. Blue he looked at it a terrible long time and then he said, "Shelby. There is only one answer. The answer is 7!"
There were no numbers in my game puzzle.
I showed it to Robin and he looked at it and said, "The answer is whatever my mom says it is supposed to be!"
So I went and asked Robin's mom and she said, "Shelby! This is so complicated only a super genius could ever figure it out!"
I said "Thank you," cause I is always very polite even when people is stupid.
I didn't ask David. He am too stupid to even know when it am time to feed his favorite dog! There am no way he could ever figure out a genius puzzle like this.
I know you guys am smarter than usual. Even you boys. I know this because you am smart enough to come to me for advice.
I is going to have to make the puzzle stupider so you guys can figure it out. I is such a genius that making it not be genius will be very hard for me. I will do it for you even if you never does remember to pay me!
There has been a lot of other stuff going on. Not so interesting as me but stuff.
Blue know thinks he am a great musician because he got him a new instrument. He am always playing it. He makes up his own songs. They am pretty good. I could make up better songs but it am nice to find that Blue can do ANYTHING and not just do it all stupid!
Robin has just been doing typical boy things; chasing Blue, sleeping (which am always a good smart thing to do - chasing Blue and sleeping!)One thing he did!
You all know David has this serious disease that makes him want to give dogs baths. He gived me a bath! And I hardly even smelled like nothing! Really! I figure rolling in mud keeps a girl's coat all shiny and stink free. It am science. But David has this terrible sickness. I has discovered it and gived it a science name. Science names are very important.
They let us scientists say easy things real complicated so that you regular people doesn't know what we am talking about! That am how we stay us so smart! I has called his disease Davidamapoopisheadius. That am David for David; poopis head for poopis head; and idius for crazy cause that am what he is!I am working on a cure. Most of the cure will be a long session of getting his butt bit!
But now here I is all sad and traumatized from getting an unneeded bath and Robin tried to smell my butt! Look there am photographic proof!
Robin thinks me getting a bath am pretty funny right up till old sick David gived him a bath too!He sure didn't think that were funny! It looks like he also am thinking of giving David some butt biting medicine!
David's rampage of bath giving terror were not it finished yet. Oh no! That am how you can tell how sick he really am. Ruining two good dogs days am not enough for him!
Of course with blue it were about half till dinner time before he even realized he had had him a bath!
Then Blue were him all sad. "Why am I all wet? Why don't I smell all beautiful?"
I was going to laugh at Blue but then I thought that I wish I could not realize I had me a bath till it were all over. Baths am terrible things and not terrible good neither!
There's been them some other things happening.
I know. You remember my new car? You people who has seed me driving to the ice cream store sure remembers! I is such a
great driver and any car that got me driving it am just 4 times more beautiful!Guess what! David broked my new car! That am why I does not like sharing! He just broked it! He am not a good driver like me.
He tried to make me drive this ugly car. One look and you can see this am not a Shelby car at all! It don't even have extra space for all the treats I need when I is driving!
We got my car back and it am even better than before. Lucky for a certain David I can tell you! I loves driving my car. A girl my age needs her freedom and time to take her naps.
Lets see. Oh, it were Saint Patrick's Day. My brother Jimmy has forgotted he am BELGIAN. He tells me he has decided to become a leprechaun!
Jimmy says, "A leprechaun is a little guy who has a pot of gold! Leprechauns are very rich so I have decided to be one!"
i says, "Riiight," like they do on TV. Maybe he have him a good idea. All i knows is that when
I drives to the ice cream store they never ask me for no gold! All they wants is them nickels!I will wait and see how much ice cream Jimmy am getting before I decides if being a leprechaun were my idea or his!
Jack has wrote to me. He says taking care of Sam am real easy! He says I would not believe how much food Sam drops EVERY DAY!
That sure do sound like a good deal there. I think I will teach David to drop him a lot more food!
They has asked me if I want to coaches another football team.
I will has to think about that.I has gotted me a big stick. All great coaches like me always has us a big stick. That way we makes sure them players scores them touchdowns. Like I always says, "Bark loud and poke them with a big stick."
I think that if they really wanted me to coach they would call the team the Shelbys, then everybody would be too scared to play us!
So I still has so much to do. I will start working on that new game puzzle for you guys right away.
First I needs me a nap!
Posted by Shelby at April 3, 2009 8:35 PM
Comments
What show are you watching Jimmy? Is he watching Law & Order? Is he watching my hero, Jack? Jack McCoy saves dogs and stops bad guys and he does it without fighting!
Posted by: Blue at April 3, 2009 11:25 PM
Dear Blue,
I think I was watching the news to see what the good news was that day. I have not seen Law & Order so I don't know your hero Jack McCoy. I want to know how he saves dogs and stops bad guys without fighting (does he BITE them?).
You and Robin sure looked dirty! Doesn't your mom like it better when you smell good? I had to have a little bath because I went to play with my girlfriend, Lucky, and she was drooling all over me! She made my beautiful fur all smelly and crunchy. Now I smell like...coconuts!
Tell my sister I said hi :)
Posted by: jimmy at April 5, 2009 1:54 AM
HOORAY FOR SHELBY. I WOULD LIKE THE GAME BUT IT IS JUST GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU. PLEASE WRITE MORE. JIMMY LOOKS FUNNY WITH HIS HAT.
Posted by: Anonymous at April 5, 2009 8:14 AM
I FORGOT TO WRITE MY NAME
Posted by: CHARLENE at April 5, 2009 8:15 AM