Click images for desktop size: “The Vet” by Unknown The giant dog vomited this morning. There was blood in it.
Being a dog he’s staying pretty perky but refused his food even though it had egg in it.
Have to watch him closely.
We went out and did four hours of shopping yesterday. Not Christmas shopping but just get supplies in survivor type shopping. I started to weaken at about 2 and a half hours. Too much time on my feet with no food and no pain pills. Got through it by steering all the carts and seeing how close I could come to the too many other shoppers out there.
Click image: “Christmas Lights 34” by Unknown
We have discovered that the Salvation Army Store here is pretty good.
Got home and tried to watch a dog movie, “The Twelve Dogs of Christmas.” Great title. Movie seemed to have everything, Christmas AND dogs. It was dreadful. Acting so poor that it couldn’t be called amateurish. Only the crazy dog lady had a spark of talent but even she got sucked into the poorly conceived role and terrible writing. Even the costuming was insipid, and I’ve yet to comprehend the reason this “depression era” film was shot through constant heavy diffusion filters.
My friend thought it was exploitive. I just thought it was bad. Had to turn it off when, well, the plot is that this town has banned dogs, which is kind of “huh?” but I could bear with that. They have a
Click images for desktop size: “Zen Garden” by Unknown dog catcher who seems to have some great disturbance mentally, or at least that’s the way they decided to play him. He catches up the dogs in the town and they just disappear. It appears that he hates dogs so much that he sells them to one of those notorious depression era dog fighting clubs . . . okay. I guess there’s a lot of money to be made catering to the blood thirsty desires of the homeless and unemployed. I see that’s evil but the dog fights are between a female Old English Sheep dog (who was very cute) and a neutered German Shepherd . . . I figure the headline fight was a pekinese against a Chihuahua.
The only commonsensical thing was they didn’t show any dog fighting. Instead a 10 year old girl (with the stupidest hat and pig tails in movie history) swoops down and rescues the dogs while 20 adult men stand around and watch her escape. There’s too much dumbness to list and it all comes off as just dull.
The dogs are cute but clearly not movie trained. They claim, as an odd plot point that there are 51 dogs at the crazy dog lady’s house. But through out the movie I saw less than a dozen all toll.
This is just a movie to avoid.
Then watched the problematic “Frost/Nixon”.
Frank Langella gives a great performance. Its Oscar worthy for sure. All the acting is top notch. The film was . . . not that good. I liked that they hammered home a bit too incessantly that what Nixon was despised for is the same stuff that party boy frat house cheerleader George W is doing and laughing at us about. Its a point worth making.
The focus is too much on David Frost. A Brit mid-atlantic man who comes off pretty despicable in his own right.
I mean here’s a guy flying first class, staying in the best hotels and eating at all the best restaurants in LA ad we’re supposed to feel empathy because he’s using his own fortune and borrowing from his rich buddies to make this massive interview.
I didn’t buy it. It made the whole affair feel sleazy, like being in the house of a famous porn star. Langella’s performance made it work and held things together. He makes Nixon human and vulnerable while not letting us forget the monster and destroyer that he most surely was.
Click images for desktop size: “The Best Night of the Year” by Unknown Its a fine line he walked and he did it gracefully. It would be like watching someone do a portrait of Hitler.
I was up and down all night. I’ll put it off to no college football anymore . . . and worry about Steve Sarkasian proving to me he is a total jerk by trying to hire away the entire USC coaching staff to go with him up to Washington. Doesn’t he know that there are other good coaches out there?
Today Christmas music focuses on punk Xmas. I always thought it was funny that punk bands paid any attention to Christmas at all. The first Christmas punk single I heard was from some Gardena band. They did a thrash version of “O Come All Ye Faithful”. It wasn’t very good. The record had a yellow label. And that’s all I really remember about it. That yellow label and its adolescent scream of “we’re so rebellious we even hate Christmas, but we still like presents.”
The Dickies thrashy “Silent Night” is the first song I remember having an impact. I got it on this wild 45. It was pressed on clear vinyl that was shaped like a Christmas tree! The other tracks I’ve lost but they were great too. (Maibooz “Santa’s Gone Surfin'” and some turgid mawkish thing I don’t remember. I don’t have either of them to post.)
That was soon followed up with the freakish follow-up “(Its Gonna Be a) Punk Rock Christmas” by the Ravers. Its bad but funny and incredibly dated. I never heard of the Ravers before or since. Figure they were a mock band made up by some producer with dollar signs in his eyes who figured this could be a novelty hit.
Later on we got the awesome Shonen Knife doing “Space Christmas”. A nice bouncy Christmas tune with nice crunchy guitar.
Which somehow leads us to The Presidents Of The United States doing “Space Piglet”. This is on a
Click images for desktop size: “Surfer Sihlouette” by Chris Welsh punk compilation. I don’t like that the new punk would accept this.
I think that the tradition started with the Seattle garage punks of the 60’s. The sonics were part of a compilation album that the producer figured would generate a lot of interest. Its a pretty collectable album. Pretty amazing because its sort of dull. The Sonics stuff rules okay, but the Wailers are mawkish and dull and I can’t even remember the other tracks because they’re nothing but bad.
The Sonics tune, written to the tune of “Farmer John” was so good it was covered by Gruesomes covering “Santa Claus”. The coolness of the chorus, “I want a twangy guitar, a cute little honey and lots of money, Santa Claus,” says all I need it to say.
Before they eventually folded like a giant star collapsing in on itself the Sonics did another Christmas tune, “It’s Christmas” doesn’t destroy civilization like a lot of their tracks but nothing the Sonics do is ever dull or without interest.
Last week I was 11-5 in my football picks. In the past couple of years that would have been one of my off weeks. This season its one of my best. I figure corrupt officials! Its the only thing that explains the bizarre calls that have become a part of every game recently. My friend was 12-4. Which is easy to explain. She cheated.
With only three games left in the season the really cruddy games out number games of interest and good games. No one is really dominating are looking uncrushable. No one’s looking that good either. A lot of teams are looking that bad and a record number of teams are looking remarkably mediocre and boring.
As usual my picks are in bold.
New Orleans at Chicago – I picked the Saints. This was an incredibly unimpressive game. That the Bears will probably end up in first place this weekend is a shame. They’re a really poor team. The Saints have broken my heart. They looked just as bad as the Bears.
Washington at Cincinnati – The Redskins are in serious meltdown mode. Their stars are complaining, the intensity is fading as they are looking at another 8-8 season. Personally I don’t know how they played so well during that early stretch. The Bengals are officially a disaster. The bright spot of the season being a tie with the Eagles. So the Redskins should pull out of this one
Click images for desktop size: “Christmas Tree” by Unknown pretty easily and build up some confidence.
Tampa Bay at Atlanta – A game of the week pretender. The Buccaneers looked pretty horrid against the flimsy Panthers last week. Matt Ryan is good but showed signs of the fatigue of the long season against the Saints. Both teams have their back against the wall. You’d have to figure this one to be low scoring and close. Normally I’d pick Buc’s coach Jon Gruden to do something stupid to cost them the game, but Ryan looks like he’s dealing with a tired arm and dead legs. He might be able to pull it together but the Tampa Bay defense should be too tough.
Tennessee at Houston – Since the Titans have clinched everything you can in the regular season the Texans best hope is for a total loss of concentration by the 12-1 Titans. Otherwise this could be really ugly. I wouldn’t be too surprised to see the Texans jump to an early lead before Tennessee wakes up and brings down the hammer.
Detroit at Indianapolis – I can think of no reason whatsoever to watch this game. Its a live scrimmage for the Colts. Calvin Johnson will play well for the Lions but no one will be able to get the ball to him.
Green Bay at Jacksonville – A strong contender for cruddy game of the week. Two teams with lost seasons playing out the string so they don’t have to give refunds on the season tickets. No offense for the Jaguars. The packers looking more than a little bit lost and dazzled. I suppose Green Bay could get crazy like they did against the Bears but it seems unlikely on the road.
San Diego at Kansas City – The AFC West is so poor the Chargers aren’t officially eliminated yet. These guys are playing for pride and next years contract. Kansas City has some talent but very little on defense. This is another cruddy game but Ladanian Tomlinson might wake up and go crazy. So
Click images for desktop size: “Swarm – detail” by Tessa might Larry Johnson . . .
San Francisco at Miami – I’m sure the Dolphins were looking at this as a lock game but after the fire Mike Singletary has bought to the 49er’s and proven last week in their thumping of the Jets the Dolphins had better be leery. They’ve got much more talent than the Niners and they still have a shot at the playoffs. They still have a shot at winning the division. This suddenly is a game of the week contender!
Buffalo at the New York Jets – A lot of the luster is off this game. Two badly exposed teams. This could be competitive for all the wrong reasons. I’m going with Brett Favre to make a march to the playoffs. I’ll be surprised if he doesn’t throw at least one incredibly painful pick.
Seattle at St Louis – Cruddy game of the week. This could top the Auburn 3-2 game for inept humor.
Minnesota at Arizona – The two worst divisions in football put their two best teams against each other. What a yawn. The Vikings D will harass Kurt Warner a little bit but he’ll still get his 300 yards. The Cardinal D will still give the Vikings their 13 points and we can all get to sleep early.
New England at Oakland – The Patriots are still mathematically alive in the playoff hunt but Matt Cassel’s, the Patriot’s QB, father passed away this week. Who can imagine what he’s going through. I’m not sure he’ll even play even though he returned to the team to practice. A tragic game whatever happens.
Denver at Carolina – Two teams playing bad football even with division leading records. Jay Cutler could lead the Bronco’s to a win but their defense is way to poor to stop the Panthers too few strengths.
Click images for desktop size: “Santa Checking it Twice” by Unknown
Pittsburgh at Baltimore – Game of the week. Running scared Willie Parker won’t do much against a healthy and vicious Ravens defense. The Ravens believe in themselves and are nasty enough to prevent any miracles. The Steelers are leading the division due to inept calls and miracles. The Ravens have seen them already. Joe Flacco, Ravens rookie QB, is playing like a vet and not showing the expected fatigue. this game will have more hard hitting than the rest of the league. This is for the division lead, for pride and for honor. Ray Lewis is fighting Father Time and knows this might be his last chance to be on top of the world. They’ll be focused and ready to break the other teams heart. This might be the game of the year. If it goes to overtime we’ll se who has the bigger heart.
Cleveland at Philadelphia – The only thing this game will accomplish is to give the sportswriters the chance to exclaim how the Eagles have pulled a dramatic turnaround and have gotten hot at the right time just like the Giants did last year. Its still a snoozer.
New York Giants at Dallas – The hyped game of the week. It should still be interesting. The guys are pro’s so I don’t put too much worry into Witten, Romo and Romo punching each other out during the game. What is a worry is just inept the Cowboy offense has looked for the last 8 games. The Giants won’t have their top rusher which will keep the game closer than it should be.
As usual these picks are a certain test of your laughing muscles. Even my puppy thinks she do better picks . . .
Giant dog going up and down. Outside by himself now, gorging on grass. We didn’t do any Christmas decorating yesterday as my friend has off from the 19th until after New Years. Seemed smart to wait until she could relax and have fun. Sick giant puppy might cause some plans to change. No difference to me or her so long as the big galloot feels good.