Click images for desktop size: “Nude” by Unknown A few months ago there was a murder homicide at the cardiac clinic where I have to go. The clinic is about 2 blocks from where I live. It’s on one of the busiest streets in town, a ridiculously large 6 lane street that meanders from downtown to nowhere.
This fellow had just broken up with a receptionist at the clinic. He walked in and shot her twice in the chest and then he walked out.
About 4 hours later they found the killer. He’d parked his car along the other busy street the served the clinic and he was hunkering down in the bushes. Why it took 4 hours to find him when he was about 200 yards from the clinic parked on a street, half nosed into a ditch and impeding traffic, traffic that logically should have contained a few cops, I can’t really figure out.
About 6 cars surrounded the guy, blocking the street. They exchanged some fire and then the killer shot himself in the head. None of the 50 shots the sheriff and cops had fired seem to have hit anything except the bushes the killer was hiding in. It’s pretty easy to see why he gave up.
Funny thing is, this small town is always in the top ten of the best places to live in the USA. Imagine that. It’s been number one a few times.
Interesting week at work.
The owner of the “internet cafe” is a revolting man, in appearance, actions words and probably thought. He’s about 5′ 7″, and about 320 pounds. He breathes heavily walking about 20 feet.
His hair, and skin are greasy, as if they were oozing golden butter. He has one of those scraggly beards that 18 year old hipsters wore in the 80’s. Over all the impression he gives off is cartoonish. This is reinforced by the ever present Blue tooth earpiece and the constant flourishing of his
Click images for desktop size: “Moan in Blue” by J3 Concepts Blackberry. He has to flourish it as it never seems to ring.
But looking at him and the straining pants and shirt buttons he doesn’t remind me so much of a beach ball but of a grease spot on an asphalt road.
He’s not particularly bright, clearly he’s undereducated but he stumbled onto something and like all people he feels his genius has rewarded him with all this money because he deserves it.
Maybe one day he’ll learn but not today. He says his bank account is short $60,000 and that means we stole it from him. When I asked how he knew his bank account was short I was rebuffed. Clearly he figures I couldn’t understand the delicacies of a bank reconciliation, or else he didn’t know what he was talking about.
They said that I was short $1,000. I thought that was stupidity/ Examining the figures it seems the made a mistake. No body apologized for calling me a thief.
Maybe in his mind he thought he did. He basically called me an idiot because I contended that Linux was more secure than Windows. He claimed to know hackers who routinely hacked linux systems. It was so easy I guess he was implying he did it all the time too.
Even after showing him the huge gap in his logic that disproved I was short $1,000 he was still adamant that his bank account was still short 60K. I could see no way that we could short his bank account but I lack his mathematical acumen and about 150 of his
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The end result of his genius is that he’s fired everyone except me and his manager. That he trusts the manager is a testimony to his genius and the fact that I’m labor and would never rat out a co-worker. In fact when they asked for me to defend myself I could think of nothing to defend so I defended my co-workers pointing out what was wrong with the job and how they’d held steady and firm. That probably wasn’t brilliant of me but I was pretty angry at his assaults on everyone.
So, there’s two out of 7 left. Stupid. It might be a house cleaning. I can see that little brain working that out. I’m hard to replace only because I work the midnight shift and am, however stupid, not terrified of the drug dealers, the hookers and pimps. I survive.
the manager will survive because she threw everyone under the bus. Including me. She kept screaming that I told her that about the middle of September they’d be accusing us of robbing them blind. I said it because it was obvious and to give her and everyone a gentle push to stop stealing
Click images for desktop size: “Just a Dream” by TitusBoy from the till. Instead of taking my warning to be cool for what it was she tried to interpret it as some semiotic placement that I knew that all this money shortage would show up now.
It’s stupid. The job is cruddy and still the 2nd worst job I’ve ever had. It’s not worth fighting for. I would have given notice but these type of people don’t understand honor, probity and integrity. How can they when they evince none of their own. I figure they’d go, “AH HAH! He stole the non-existent money and now he’s running away!” These kind of people think like that because they can’t imagine anyone being different or having different motivations than themselves.
I’m looking for another job. I’m stressed because even a bad job is better than no job, but not unduly stressed.
Last week my football picks led me to a 9-7 record. My biggest failing was underestimating the Patriots and thinking the Colts could win forever.
But at least I beat my wife. She, poor thing, had a terrible 10-6 record for the week. She also failed on the survivor game. I think this week was her best chance at winning and since she couldn’t it will be a long season for her.
My picks are in bold.
Miami at Minnesota – My survivor pick. For the Vikings, Favre has had another week of practice and Adrien Petersen has had an extra 3 days of rest. The Viking D looks poised and ready. The Dolphins offense was pathetic last week, and look like they have no answers.
Arizona at Atlanta – Arizona looked as horrid as you’d figure last week while the Falcons played a solid game against an inspired Steelers defense. The Steelers got lucky and the Falcons got disgusted. Just disgusted enough to take it out on the Cardinals.
Baltimore at Cincinnati – Game of the week. After getting manhandled by the Patriots a lot of people are writing off the Bengals. The Ravens are a heavy road favorite. I can’t see it. The Ravens are already old and banged up, the Bengals are now certainly aware of what they need to do to win.
Kansas City at Cleveland – The Chiefs were a team I picked against last week. They played strong inspired football. They’re not quite good enough to afford a let down and the Browns, well, the only way they’ll beat anyone this season is if their opponents are looking past them.
Chicago at Dallas – The Cowboys are heavy favorites and while the Bears are not a good football
Click images for desktop size: “Night Sweats” by Unknown team the Cowboys looked like rubbish against the Redskins. They committed more bad and inept plays than I thought possible for even a decent high school teams. The Bears still need some wide receivers. Cruddy game of the week.
Philadelphia at Detroit – The Eagles look like a game team and that’s about it. Michael Vick starting for them makes me want them to lose. The Lions lost Matt Stafford, their starting QB. WIthout him it looks like a long day.
Buffalo at Green Bay – This should be my Survivor pick this week, but you only get to pick a team once for the season and I figure I’ll need the Packers later on. The Bills will show up and think its warmer in Wisconsin than in New York.
Pittsburgh at Tennessee – The Steelers got real lucky last week. The luck can’t last forever. The Titans Vince Young was very very classy in the Reggie Bush debacle when he had no reason to be so. The Titans still have a solid team and could pound the Steelers and would do it in a classy way.
Tampa Bay at Carolina – Cruddy game of the year potential here. Who’ll win? Who cares? Taking the home team.
Seattle at Denver – Pete Carroll pulled of a small miracle last week, thrashing the trendy 49ers! He’s going to be interesting to watch all season. The Broncos find it hard to lose at home.
St Louis at Oakland – If you’re wondering how Chicago -Dallas beats out these two games for cruddy honors this week its because these 4 teams are expected to be bad. Anything positive absolutely glows in relation to the cruddy level of play. Still doesn’t mean I’d watch or care about them.
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New England at New York Jets – I don’t think Mark Sanchez is as bad a QB as he was last week, nor do I think the Jets are as cruddy a team as they appeared. You have to wonder if the Patriots are as good as they looked! I’m thinking they are. This game is game of the week stuff. These two teams sincerely dislike each other. It will be great!
Jacksonville at San Diego – The Chargers are heavy favorites. Hard to figure why. They looked pretty dismal getting hammered last week while the Jaguars looked strong and gutsy. Picking the home team as they do seem loaded with talent but I’m tempted to take the Jaguars.
Houston at Washington – The Texans finally managed to beat the Colts. As the Redskins looked as poor as the Cowboys they did get the win, but they’ll need to play much better and more consistent ball to beat these guys. Donavan McNabb still has the juice but his line is going to wither under the Texan pass rush. The Redskins only hope is the Texan coach is no genius.
New Orleans at San Francisco – Dru Brees! This game will probably be a lot closer than people imagine. The 49er’s have a lot to prove, but the Saints are still so “Oh baby!” they make my heart song.
New York Giants at Indianapolis – Brother vs Brother. Eh, who cares. Colts are in disarray but the Giants are too. Going with the home team.