Click images for desktop size: “Orangeness” by LawnElf Its been another exhausting week. Being sleepy is my natural state.
I work and go to physical therapy. That’s about it. All I can handle. Oh, and fight with the Canadian government.
Physical therapy has entered that stage of really doing me some good, but that means a whole lot of pain.
I do get excited about the improvements. Its hard to tell anyone about it because they’re so small but important. I can reach in my front pocket without squealing. I can put my wallet in my back pocket and not have to do a 5 minute twirling dance to get it out. I can brush my hair with my right hand.
My shoulder blade has finally separated from the rib cage. That was hard. Now there’s a dull burning pain surrounding my shoulder blade that intensifies when I do the 3 exercises to keep lifting it back to normal.
For the rotation which was the most damaged because of what the cops did to me, I have to stand with my hand braced waist high on a door jamb. Then I simply turn. I hurt myself pretty badly doing this.
I like my physical therapist, we talk about martial arts films and various techniques for strengthening thigh muscles in kids. He takes me seriously and often starts our visits by telling me the results of his research into one of my more difficult observatory drills. But he doesn’t remember what kind of maniac I am. Like most of us when we like someone we assume they’re sane and more like ourselves than anyone could actually be.
Assuming I’m sane is risky and foolish.
When I was doing the rotation drills I’d put all my weight into it. More strength means faster recovery, right? I did them until the pain was nearly causing me to black out, pushed right through all the pain and when the soreness didn’t leave I continued with the next set on schedule and just
Click images for desktop size: “Untitled” by C Coles Phillips kept pushing through the soreness and pain.
Turns out that’s pretty stupid.
I’m supposed to do the twists with light pressure and only to the point of where the pain starts. The pain is supposed to stop as soon as I release the pressure. He was incredulous that I was doing them my way. I was incredulous that he didn’t tell me not to hurt myself . . .
The soreness went away pretty quickly doing them his way but i don’t think I’m seeing as rapid a result as I was with my methods.
Today I raked up the leaves in the yard and now my shoulder feels only tired without a trace of soreness. Two months ago it would have been an impossible chore.
One bright spot of the week was that the Apple Store exchanged my retro keyboard for a brand new one with no hassle or skullduggery. As distasteful as I find a lot of Apple’s new business techniques and their shoddier manufacturing they keep winning me back with the superb customer service.
Like I still love my 2nd hand iPod Touch (what a clumsy name). I like the little casual games, I love finding wifi hotspots and checking my email anywhere. I like reading news feeds and while I’m on the bus or waiting for the transportation to pick me up from the doc’s I like watching movies on it. “Riot in Cell Block 11” was totally cool. And it plays music. Its become an indispensable part of my life. I can see wanting an iPhone but not while its tied to At&T or, rumored, Verizon and their exorbitant fees and slip shod service.
The other delight is and will always be my puppy. She’s dealing okay with the rescue dog. He’s too aggressive with her and resists learning
Click images for desktop size: “Brigette Bardot” how to play “properly”.
One of the neighbors commented that my puppy was the most elegant lady like dogs she’d ever seen. She said my puppy always acted with grace . . . which I sort of doubt but I don’t mind that being the public perception of her.
One of the traits of her breed is their sensitivity and their memory. I’ve never struck, swatted, kicked or struck her. It sickens me and enrages me when I see someone strike a dog, almost as much as it does if it were a child. But my puppy reacts to harsh words like they were knives cutting her flesh.
I fell asleep and forgot where this was supposed to be heading . . .
Anyway, while we were out for our walk today we stopped into a drugstore. I lashed my puppy to a garbage can so I could see her through the door and make sure no one messed with her. While I walked past the counter a dark voice barked at me, “COACH!”
It was one of the kids I coached when he was in high school. As I think he was voted the student most likely to get 10 to 20 years I was pleased to see that he was working. At first I thought it was a cruddy job he had but then decided it was at least a better job than the one I had . . .
Click images for desktop size: “Indian Camp” by Charles Russell He came form behind the counter and asked me, not how I was doing or some such but, “Hey, where’s Coach Puppy?”
I told him that she was outside. He said, “Yeah, I wouldn’t mind but the manager probably get upset if she came inside, but heck, she’s the Coach!”
We went out together and bought her inside. She seemed to remember the kid and probably asked if he’d been scoring any TD’s. He scratched her butt which pleased her. They talked while I got the few things I went in there for.
While we walked he told me how he still lived with his grand mother. He also told me something I didn’t know. His grand mother had been in the hospital with a heart attack. She’d been one of my puppy’s patients. He said she still tells people about the black dog who’d come and peek around her door to see if she needed any doctoring.
He said that he can always make her laugh by telling her some of the stories about the doctor dog being his football coach.
I’m always proud of my prim little puppy but sometimes it is nice to be reminded of why.
Last week I was a stunning 8-5 in my NFL picks . . . my friend was a mediocre 9-4. I think she has hacked the server and manages to change her picks, not enough to attract any attention from the guys running the game, just enough to beat me!
Despite her ability to cheat I still feel confident that this week I will over take her and prove my innate superiority in all things football!
My picks are in bold.
Washington at Atlanta – This is my Survivor pick this week. There are only 14,000 still left in this contest! The Redskins are a manic depressive mess. The Falcons are facing being eliminated from the play offs if they don’t win. Easy choice.
Arizona at Chicago – The Cardinals are schizo’s. Their stunning win over the Giants was a fluke or a
Click images for desktop size: “Orion Nebula” by NASA pure revenge game. They’re bewildering. The Bears are a good enough football team that are still working out how to play together, the defense without super stud Urlacher has joined up to play fierce football while the offense still has not adapted to its new super stud diabetic Jay Cutler. They seem to take a step forward then get flustered. They’ll need a complete game to handle the Cardinals. There’s no reason to think they won’t pull it together.
Baltimore at Cincinnati – Game of the Week. And it should be a burner. The Ravens brutally exposed the Denver Broncos last week while the Bengals have discovered defense and inspired play from Carson Palmer. While Chad Ochocinco has been spending the week bragging on what he plans to do to the vaunted Raven’s D while NOT giving them any bulletin board material! This is pretty much a must win for both teams and both teams are capable of mashing the other. That certainly excites me! I’m picking the Bengals for no real good reason. I just love the way Palmer and Ochocinco play.
Houston at Indianapolis – The Colts’ defense is an injured shambles and as much as I dislike the Texans and their football I can’t ignore they’ve been throwing up a lot of points lately. The Colts have Manning and there’s nothing in the Texan scheme that makes me think they can stop him. This is a game of the week contender, a contender because I don’t much care for games that are evened out due to injury.
Kansas City at Jacksonville – Cruddy Game of the week contender. No Larry Johnson, who I met as a high school footballer and thought the world of, for the Chiefs so an underpowered O gets weaker. Their D is incapable of getting any worse. The Jaguars are under achieving and totally exposed. Jack Del Rio won’t let them lose to a vastly inferior opponent.
Miami at New England – I think the Dolphins’ running game will gouge the Patriots D for plenty. Ted Ginn has finally shown he has some talent but I can’t see him getting any TD’s against the Pat’s special teams. The Dolphins can hang with the Patriots now but they don’t have much to answer Brady, Welker and Moss.
Green Bay at Tampa Bay – This is one of those boring games that is killing the NFL. The Packers are a team and the Buccaneers are a discombobulation wearing jerseys. If the Buc’s do win I’d demand a congressional investigation. Too many of those guys seem to think sports are more important than things like health care anyway.
Carolina at New Orleans – The Saints are undefeated! The Saints. The Panthers are playing far
Click images for desktop size: “Dracula’s Daughter” by Universal below their talent. They’ll step up their game against the Saints but I hope it’s not enough.
Detroit at Seattle – Cruddy Game of the Week. The Lions haven’t won a road game since the Great Depression. They don’t deserve it but the Seahawks should win this one, probably on a last second field goal.
San Diego at New York Giants – Two of the seasons great under achievers. I wouldn’t be surprised to see the two teams trying to lose this one. Might be entertaining.
Tennessee at San Francisco – the 49er’s will make the Titans rethink starting Vince Young. Mike Singletary has them playing inspired football far above the talent level to that point where the high level IS the talent level. I wouldn’t be surprised to see Kerry Collins reappear.
Pittsburgh at Denver – One of those solid games that used to make up the bigger part of the NFL schedule. The Steelers’ strength on offense is pretty well nullified by the Bronco D, but the Bronco’s O will be negative oxygen reserve against the Steelers’ D. It should get pretty smash mouth and close. I have to trust Rothliesberger in the close ones. This one and Dallas and Green Bay are the only away teams I picked this week!
Dallas 22 at Philadelphia 21 – The Eagles Dismantling the Giants last week doesn’t make any where near as strong an impression as them getting manhandled by the Raiders. Dallas is a mediocre football team that was designed to beat the Eagles. I’m willing to let that play out.